ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We don't watch enough power rangers
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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