the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
