What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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