I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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