Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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