Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have fence marks all over my body
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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