I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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