...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i now understand why vodka
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