Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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