they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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