so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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