I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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