and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He better not be in your backpack
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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