I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Vodka?
Forever.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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