I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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