You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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