ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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