Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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