i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize