I love black thongs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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