Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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