I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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