it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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