C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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