I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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