I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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