That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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