can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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