I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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