I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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