Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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