Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
