She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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