My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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