i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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