He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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