no, he came in my armpit
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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