he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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