Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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