she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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