Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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