That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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