Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
