I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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