I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You need Xanax blowdarts
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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