So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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