I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
