It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So vagazzling was a success
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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