Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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