beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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