I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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