what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
