Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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