If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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