he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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