Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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