So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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