Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize